Don't live a hundred year becouse your children would be seventy and eighty, and only then you wouldn't know what to do with them.
Dusan Radovic
Winter is like a woman-it has both good and bad side. The good you can see, while the bad one you can feel.
Dusan Radovic
It is essential to be smart just twice in life: when you choose an occupation and a spouse. Who misses both times, had to be smart all his life.
Dusan Radovic
Marriage is such a contract according to which a man says 'Yes' once in his life, and takes responsibility to repeat it all his life.
Branislav Nusic
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Robert Bloch
They  say  that  love is more important than money,  but  have  you  ever tried to  pay  your  bills  with a hug? 
Anonymous
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man!
Lana Turner
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
Anonymous
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They  say  that  love is more important than money,  but  have  you  ever tried to  pay  your  bills  with a hug? 

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